To dodge the notorious "Bali Belly" and keep your vacations in Bali a blast, follow these LORD FUMA tips with a sprinkle of good humor:
• First, stick to bottled water for sips and save the ice for your Instagram pics, not your drinks.
• Embrace the local flavors, but go easy on street food adventures, unless you want an unplanned dance with your toilet.
• Carry some hand sanitizer like it's your lucky charm – it's your trusty sidekick in germ warfare. Sunscreen your stomach, or it might just "burn" with regret.
• Lastly, remember to go easy on the alcohol. Too many cocktails, and you'll end up singing "La Cucaracha" to the porcelain throne.
Keep these tips in mind, and you'll be the Bali Belly champion – undefeated and carefree!
Using GoJek in Bali is a breeze. It's your personal magic carpet ride. Just download the app and summon a motorcycle or car like a wizard, but remember to haggle the price if it feels like they're playing "taxi Tetris" with you.
Now, onto scooter adventures! Renting a scooter in Bali is like learning a new dance – start slow and steady. Embrace your inner Zen, stay on the left side of the road, and remember that turn signals are more like optional hints. Honking is a form of communication here, so don't take it personally. Helmets are your best fashion accessory, and remember, the brakes are your best friend – squeeze them gently and avoid being part of a "crash course" in Bali's traffic tales. With these tips, you'll be cruising the Island of the Gods like a pro!